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YourRainyDayBookStore



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:39 pm    Post subject: THE WILL Reply with quote

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property ? ... the a--hole has a paper route!"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainy Day, I like to read your humor posts aloud to my dad. He likes these types of jokes, well they're not really jokes, not sure what you'd call a short story with a funny twist ending.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MysteriousRose I'm so happy that your dad enjoys the humor! It's true that laughter is the best medicine for whatever ails you!

Here is one for your dad . . . (Supposedly a true story)

So, I was suffering from constipation pretty bad and I went to see my doctor about it. I sat on the table, wearing nothing but a gown, and I told him of my symptoms. With a knowing nod, he immediately stood up, walked to the corner of the room, and picked up a long wooden pole with a metal hook at the end. Shocked, I yelled, “What the heck are you planning to do with that!?”

The doctor paused, gave me a strange look, looked at the pole in his hands and started laughing harder than I've ever seen a man laugh in a long time. Then he replied, “Relax! It's stuffy in here, and I’m just going to open a window."



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