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How I love thee, ecrater, let me count thy ways....

 
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TheHouseofW



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:37 am    Post subject: How I love thee, ecrater, let me count thy ways.... Reply with quote

1. Your big luscious no fee policy. Oh, so sumptuous and giving, so kind and gentle, you enrapture me.


2. Your gorgeous storefront setup. So lovely and modern, so simple yet elegant, not overly complicated, not needing annoying scrolling down, you doth touch my heart and fill mine eyes with your beauty.

3. Your democratic ways. You do not mind if mind eyes stray, and you allow and even encourage my dallying with many payment methods. Oh, you temptuous vixen, you!

4. Your independence. So selfless, so satisfying, so valiant is she, that I may be allowed to do as I please. I could not ask for more.

I swoon o'er your strength. I am humbled by your tranquility. I am but mere mortal by your presence.

In other words, I love me some ecrater. Laughing
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DoYouReadMe



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hah... that's good
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TexasTreasures
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Strong coffee this morning, huh? Pretty good, though!
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TheHouseofW



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee! No coffee. Just saw a lot of negative threads and wanted to start a positive one as I was feeling the love.
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TexasTreasures
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good for you, glad to see someone with a positive attitude!
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acread
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya know, might wanna add a category for "homemade poetry" Wink Very Happy
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TheHouseofW



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee! For $5 I will wax poetic on you for a good three stanzas, covering your favorite things, your accomplishments, and the qualities you are most proud of. Extra stanzas are $2 each, and physical attribute fawning costs $3 per stanza.*






* Picture submission required.
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fynderskeepers



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inspired, simply inspired. You have put into words so eloquently many of our feelings . Thanks for the smile Smile
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bigtallmensclothing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought I would mention

TheHouseofW - your FAQ page says
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Why is the shipping 0.00 for some items? Does that mean it's free to ship?
Unless the listing specifically says "free shipping" then there is a shipping cost. Items with "0.00" for shipping costs are undetermined by the methods provided and will be determined by order or request. Feel free to ask for a quote on any item with this. Quotes will never change from before to after a sale. I stick with whatever quote I give you.

You can't do that. the order will come out showing zero for shipping - the order is the agreement to purcahse and that totla is what is due no matter what any of your other pages or the description might say.
online stores are required to follow the same rules and laws of mail order houses - including no surprise charges (which this would qualify as) and the item must arrive in the condition described.
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TheHouseofW



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my gosh, okay. I'll run and fix it. I was trying to cut them a break, but I guess that's not going to be possible, eh?
That's where the shipping matrix breaks down, unfortunately, when you have varied weights of items and several that are under 1 pound. I've actually thought of doing a under a pound store. Laughing
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