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GiftCentral



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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:50 am    Post subject: Rednecks and Alligator Wrestling Reply with quote

An extremely rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the
party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a great time. He was drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the married women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.
Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its a@@! Leroy was jabbing it in
the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some
kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Leroy was screaming, the gator was hissing, and both were raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it, said Leroy.

His host said, 'Man, you won the bet. How about half a million bucks
then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing.

How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options in my
company?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'

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boogerbottombargains



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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

L O L.....poor feller!!
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jjseuts



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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
That was too funny. I laughed out loud...now everybody's lookin' at me Sad
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GemstoneJewelryByZonaKid



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I doesn't get it. Can you tell er to me again, only slower?
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Periwinkles



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy
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bearleeusedbooks



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when another old guy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from him and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the guy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the other guy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the other guy and said,
"Hey fellow, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The other guy responded,
"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the other guy responded,
"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man.
"I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the other guy spit into his hand and said,
"You have to keep the worms warm!"
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Periwinkles



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, GROSS!!! Laughing
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wyldedge



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

actually it's true, only worse, some fishermen will keep maggots warm in thier mouth for fish bait. ewwww! just imagine em wigglin around Shocked
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