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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:49 am    Post subject: Taking the dog for a walk Reply with quote

Taking the dog for a walk

Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids!


A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she's in heat."
"What's that mean?" asks the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad says, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he takes a rag, soaks it with a little gasoline and dabs the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent.

Dad then says, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asks, “Where's Belle?"

(YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl says, "She ran out of gas about
halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah.. ya gotta love it!
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