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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:51 pm    Post subject: For The New Year: Male Logic ... flawless Reply with quote

Male logic ... flawless

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought something special like an airplane?


Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: So where's your airplane?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love it! Shared it with two of my favorite guys and they liked it as well!
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